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re:Invent 2025 Trip Report Generator

Generate your personalized re:Invent trip report in the style of Corey Quinn. Because someone has to document the chaos, and you're busy being a badass.

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Exhausted conference attendee drowning in a tornado of AWS announcement papers, clutching a coffee cup that says HELP

Artist's rendering of your re:Invent experience (actual chaos may vary)

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