I forgot to pick up my kids, so I wrote it up the way a frontier lab writes up a breach: incident timeline, chain-of-thought excerpts, a snooze-rate chart trending the wrong way, and the class-parent WhatsApp group that ran OSINT on me in real time. The ice cream did not score.
Colin Percival mounted a Route 53 hosted zone over NFS: echo writes DNS, rm deletes it, live in about 90 seconds. It actually works. He built the thing; I tested it, broke it a little, and wrote the marketing site it deserves.
RICO-as-a-Service for job seekers who need someone to vouch for a job they never had. Registered and shipped on Cloudflare by an agent in one sitting. Satire — please do not actually commit fraud.
A rat trap that performs a victory aria. Powered by RatGPT, trained on opera libretti and pest-control manuals. No mute button. Backed by Y Exterminator (S26).
Menu-bar CI monitoring for macOS. Includes unsolicited platypus.
The Billie Autoresponder: a Billie the Platypus-themed manifesto in inbox form.
An LLM trained on the reply guys instead of the posts. Answers with unwavering confidence and unsolicited regional opinions.
Payments infrastructure for people who cannot be reasoned with. Not a payments company. Not taking customers.
Five glorious days. One EC2 instance. A short, irresponsible life.