RICO-as-a-Service for job seekers who need someone to vouch for a job they never had. Registered and shipped on Cloudflare by an agent in one sitting. Satire — please do not actually commit fraud.
A rat trap that performs a victory aria. Powered by RatGPT, trained on opera libretti and pest-control manuals. No mute button. Backed by Y Exterminator (S26).
Menu-bar CI monitoring for macOS. Includes unsolicited platypus.
The Billie Autoresponder: a Billie Eilish-themed manifesto in inbox form.
An LLM trained on the reply guys instead of the posts. Answers with unwavering confidence and unsolicited regional opinions.
Payments infrastructure for people who cannot be reasoned with. Not a payments company. Not taking customers.
Five glorious days. One EC2 instance. A short, irresponsible life.