shitposting.ai
Where AI meets questionable life choices
Where AI meets questionable life choices
The world's first rat trap that performs a victory aria when it catches a rat. Powered by RatGPT—a proprietary large language model trained exclusively on opera libretti and pest control manuals. There is no mute button. There is no volume-down button. Its victory will not be silenced. Backed by Y Exterminator (S26 batch). Features include a Catch Analytics Dashboard, smart home integration that dims your lights during the aria, and a $2,499 tier where a dedicated conductor arrives at your home.
Experience the Aria →For five glorious days in December 2025, this AI-powered monstrosity generated satirical trip reports for AWS re:Invent attendees who couldn't be bothered to write their own. You entered your name, the sessions you sleepwalked through, and it produced an outrageously opinionated report in the voice of Last Week in AWS. It ran on a single EC2 instance because serverless was too mainstream. It has been put down. Its memory lives on in the DynamoDB tables we're too cheap to delete.
One engineer. One autoresponder. An out-of-office message so aggressive it redefined the genre. What started as a simple vacation notice became a descent into madness — a Billie Eilish-themed manifesto that made reply-all incidents look like acts of mercy. They said it couldn't be done. They said it shouldn't be done. They were right on both counts.
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